My Greater Future

Here he was again.  The Vampire in my church.  With the bodies piling up I had to suspect someone.  I chose Vladimir Sykolis.  He showed up at church wearing what looked like a gallon of sunblock and solid black clothing.  He attended the funerals of all the victims even though he knew none of them.  He always appeared sad, as if he wished he hadn't killed those people.  So far he had given me no proof.  Everyone looked at me strangely when I questioned him after church.  I am a policeman after all.  I have every right to be questioning suspects.  One day I heard Mrs. Landers quietly ask her daughter why I was talking to the ficus.  She must finally be going senile, at age 82.  But hen again I have not slept for days and am not the picture off health either....  Was Vladimir wearing a garlic necklace?! To mock me of course! But  now knew exactly where he I hid the bodies and had enough info to pin him for the cri...

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"Shut up!" I yelled at my dad.  He was acting like a jerk again just because mom was pregnant.  "How can she be pregnant if we havn't even-" my dad started "Dad, Kevin's here!!!"  Kevin was in our bathroom, at this point he was probably crawling out the window. "I'm sorry, I thought you new for the last 9 months!!!" my mom yelled.  "i just thought you were getting fat" "Dad!" "Barney!!!" Yelled my mother "I told you I cannot get fat!, it is impossible for vampires!" "Meh, I'm getting the knife" "No, not tonight, Barney" When my dad get all worked up he had to blow off some steam.  The way that worked best for him was a killing spree downtown. "And, why not!" my dad yelled. I walked away "Kevin..." I called down the hall to the guest bathroom "Kevin, I'm really sorry how this turned out, my dad should have known my mother was pregna...