Genre smashup!!!!!!

"Shut up!" I yelled at my dad.  He was acting like a jerk again just because mom was pregnant. 
"How can she be pregnant if we havn't even-" my dad started
"Dad, Kevin's here!!!"  Kevin was in our bathroom, at this point he was probably crawling out the window.
"I'm sorry, I thought you new for the last 9 months!!!" my mom yelled. 
"i just thought you were getting fat"
"Dad!"
"Barney!!!" Yelled my mother "I told you I cannot get fat!, it is impossible for vampires!"
"Meh, I'm getting the knife"
"No, not tonight, Barney"
When my dad get all worked up he had to blow off some steam.  The way that worked best for him was a killing spree downtown.
"And, why not!" my dad yelled.
I walked away
"Kevin..." I called down the hall to the guest bathroom "Kevin, I'm really sorry how this turned out, my dad should have known my mother was pregnant....."  A muffled sob arose from the bathroom.  My vampire senses told me it wasn't just any sob.
So I kicked the door in and burst inside the bathroom.
"What the-" I started.  When I said that he must be crawling out the window I didn't mean it.  He was literally trying to crawl out the tiny bathroom window.
"Kevin?!?! You are a freaking werewolf, you cannot fit through the window!"
"Murumph" he replied.
"Dani!  Did I say we were done in here? DANI?!?!" My dad was throwing a fit.
"D---it, Dani help me!" my mom yelled.
I ran back into the living room where my mom had two knifes stuck in her.  One in her kneck, the other lodged in her leg.  A gunshot went of and mom's hand exploded half-way to my dad's samurai sword on the mantle.
"Step away from the Katana!" he said cruelly.
"I hate you dad!" I screamed in his face.
"So do I" my mom added calmly. "But we've got a problem"
"What?" Me and my father said at the same time.
"The baby is coming"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier, stupid!" my dad yelled.
"Shut up we're leaving" I called heading to the garage door.
"Let me freshen up first" Said my mother.
"You are having a baby woman, get in the car!" my dad said.
"Just let me get these knives out of me.  She swiped at the one in her leg but her hand wasn't there.
"Darnit" she said.  So I stepped forward and ripped them out
"Let's go!" I yelled.
Soon we were all in the car and driving to the hospital.  My dad swerved to hit a kid.  I grabbed the wheel.
"Maybe I should drive" I said calmly.
"Is this your car?!?!" He yelled in my face as we ran a red light.
"Yeah" I said, and shoved him as hard as I could.  The door behind him broke like tin foil and luckily he wasn't wearing a seat belt.  He flew out of the car like a blanket caught in the wind.
"Thank God" my mom said. She was clearly exasperated, but did not look like a woman about to give birth.
"Honey? Can you go faster?" She asked.
"Oh, of course" And I slammed the gas pedal down.

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