Juxtaposing Oprah

Oprah helps a ton of people all the time but she cannot help herself.  She always donates to organizations, helps families, feeds the hungry, but she herself is in danger, her family in crisis.  She is being hunted but she helps children and animals to not be hunted in Africa. 

Oprah sits and thinks.  Right now she cannot even solve her own family issues.  Her pack members (considered her family) are in trouble.  They are becoming corrupt or just not obeying, yet she is always solving these problems for common every day people.  On her show she has helped so many families through their problems.  Whether it be a problematic child or a cheating spouse.  One time she even brought a family together, one who was split from each other by electronics..  Yet at home she cannot keep her own family together because of electronics.

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  1. AnonymousMarch 22, 2012 at 8:50 AM

    You've got an amazing sense of humor. I can't wait to read this when you're finished.

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