Benjamin Franklin: Serial Killer or Oprah Winfrey: Werewolf
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
When I discovered that ten bodies, six children and four adults, were found under Benjamin Franklin's house I just had to look into it. The bodies were found during the modern renovation of Franklin's England home. The bodies were carbon dated to about 200 years earlier, when Benjamin lived in the house. This was surprising to me because he always appeared as a very soft man.
Officials say it was probably the doing of another man that lived in Benjamin's home. A certain Dr. Hewson. This man ran a prestigious anatomy school but broke away from it. He then started a new, rival school, but not before living and and possibly working in Benjamin's home. Benjamin's alibi is that he lived down the road during that time with his landlady. But that could all just be an elaborate cover-up to trick small-minded, inside the box, British scientists and authorities. Perhaps Benjamin was just an accessory? Only providing assistance to the dissection of people in his home.
A big clue as to the legality of the situation is how deep the bodies were buried. They were quite deep (buried in the garden) as if someone wished for them never to be accidentally dug up. There are more bodies believed to be under the basement kitchen. Franklin's Philadelphia home (that is conveniently gone) showed no more signs of murder victims.
The bodies that were found had been dissected profoundly. Bones were all that were left but they were very noticeably mutilated. They had been sawed apart and skulls had been pulled apart too. One of the skulls had multiple holes drilled into its crown (like Jack's broken crown?).
OPRAH WINFREY
She gazed out her window, Layla wandered into the room but said nothing, soon followed by Luke and Gracie.
She never new if she were safe and feared every night they would show up. Her family could sense that, too.
"Mother, is everything alright?" A voice said behind her. She turned around. It was Solomon, accompanied by Sophie and Sadie.
"Of course, children, I am happy." said the woman.
"No you aren't, there is something on your mind, we can feel it" said Sofie. Sofie and Solomon, they always were so thoughtful.
"Has it something to do with the you in the Flutter Box?" said Sadie. Flutter Box, what she always called the television.
"What do you mean, my dear?" the woman asked calmly.
"She means your show!" said Luke, always the impatient one. Gracie and Layla nodded.
"I suppose it is time I tell you" the woman began.
"What is it!?" cried Gracie and Layla at the same time. They always did that, saying the same as the other.
"I am cancelling my show, it is too encumber some now with my lycanthropy taking its tolls" said the woman sadly "and I believe someone is watching us, they may know my secret."
"Oh no!" cried Sadie
The woman turned her attention back out her window. The woman was Oprah.
My belief that Oprah is a werewolf comes from her passion and understanding of dogs, and her sense of how people feel. When dogs see someone sad they tend to try and comfort them. Oprah does just that. But why would she stop her show so suddenly? There were so many issues she could have covered and helped. Technically her show still runs because of her new show on her new network, Own. But she isn't that old. I mean all she does on her show is sit in a chair and ask questions. Not like she is exercising anymore. With six dogs Oprah lives in her mansion, dating Stedman Graham.
Is Stedman a werewolf, too?
When I discovered that ten bodies, six children and four adults, were found under Benjamin Franklin's house I just had to look into it. The bodies were found during the modern renovation of Franklin's England home. The bodies were carbon dated to about 200 years earlier, when Benjamin lived in the house. This was surprising to me because he always appeared as a very soft man.
Officials say it was probably the doing of another man that lived in Benjamin's home. A certain Dr. Hewson. This man ran a prestigious anatomy school but broke away from it. He then started a new, rival school, but not before living and and possibly working in Benjamin's home. Benjamin's alibi is that he lived down the road during that time with his landlady. But that could all just be an elaborate cover-up to trick small-minded, inside the box, British scientists and authorities. Perhaps Benjamin was just an accessory? Only providing assistance to the dissection of people in his home.
A big clue as to the legality of the situation is how deep the bodies were buried. They were quite deep (buried in the garden) as if someone wished for them never to be accidentally dug up. There are more bodies believed to be under the basement kitchen. Franklin's Philadelphia home (that is conveniently gone) showed no more signs of murder victims.
The bodies that were found had been dissected profoundly. Bones were all that were left but they were very noticeably mutilated. They had been sawed apart and skulls had been pulled apart too. One of the skulls had multiple holes drilled into its crown (like Jack's broken crown?).
OPRAH WINFREY
She gazed out her window, Layla wandered into the room but said nothing, soon followed by Luke and Gracie.
She never new if she were safe and feared every night they would show up. Her family could sense that, too.
"Mother, is everything alright?" A voice said behind her. She turned around. It was Solomon, accompanied by Sophie and Sadie.
"Of course, children, I am happy." said the woman.
"No you aren't, there is something on your mind, we can feel it" said Sofie. Sofie and Solomon, they always were so thoughtful.
"Has it something to do with the you in the Flutter Box?" said Sadie. Flutter Box, what she always called the television.
"What do you mean, my dear?" the woman asked calmly.
"She means your show!" said Luke, always the impatient one. Gracie and Layla nodded.
"I suppose it is time I tell you" the woman began.
"What is it!?" cried Gracie and Layla at the same time. They always did that, saying the same as the other.
"I am cancelling my show, it is too encumber some now with my lycanthropy taking its tolls" said the woman sadly "and I believe someone is watching us, they may know my secret."
"Oh no!" cried Sadie
The woman turned her attention back out her window. The woman was Oprah.
My belief that Oprah is a werewolf comes from her passion and understanding of dogs, and her sense of how people feel. When dogs see someone sad they tend to try and comfort them. Oprah does just that. But why would she stop her show so suddenly? There were so many issues she could have covered and helped. Technically her show still runs because of her new show on her new network, Own. But she isn't that old. I mean all she does on her show is sit in a chair and ask questions. Not like she is exercising anymore. With six dogs Oprah lives in her mansion, dating Stedman Graham.
Is Stedman a werewolf, too?
ha ha, its great so far keep going
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