There it is again. The stupid bump comes back every two weeks. But this time I am ready for it. To smash the stupid theing with my chair. I raised the chair off the ground but the weight proved to much for me. I toppled backward. Now what? The creature monster under my rug won't be back for two more weeks. At least it gives me time to formulate my plan. While I do that let me explain how this bump came to be. While I was leaving for work I saw something in my house fall to the ground and what looked like a the figure of a human inside. I sprinted up the steps and burst into the front door. I expected to find a bumbling theif, but there was nothing. Just a small crease in my living room rug that I payed no attention. I just righted the lamp and assumed it was my cat that had knocked it over. Two weeks later as I was heading out the door I notice a large bump on my rug, but I just kept walking. I wa...
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