My Greater Future

I sit here and wonder to myself, how did this come to be.  I have incredible amounts of money, so how did I end up in this crap hole of a house.   Shouldn't I be out, helping others with their problems?  Of course I should!  But no, I am here at the house cleaning Messie's mess.  How she got such a name, I wonder.  Would someone really name their child Messie? And then let her aspire to be a slob?  So I decided to confront her with her unseemly problem.  I considered inviting my friend Phil over, but I hadn't time.  "Messie?" "Huh" she said, and burped loudly.  I was disgusted. "I really think you need to make change with your-" "My what?" said Messie, clearly getting angry.  I had stopped speaking because my other roomy, Marten, had appeared and shook his head. "Perhaps it was nothing, I forgot..." I said, then ran over to Marten. "What?" I whispered. "You do not want to get on her bad side, I know you...

Fliopspaspstorkinilicentifietienatogrophier est ger trakker lefk gershruk ast liguekaa.  Mashkatter lefkaller est ger trakker moshposk lek nerki favritaa mersheniry.  Laska meklifyer kku klu merker itklasaka.  Preempta giril girlik mahska lefta est ger gershruk ast liguekka.  Sauce lefk gershruk oy mellifererer mahaska.  Lefkernakker sallikest mellfer nakkaa ne'er mush. Fukk lefgra toysaka moysha celular moy vlemencia valma.  Vlenerica zert merts fukk masha nerka sallie marsha. Mellifererer vlenerica esk ulk oy America, Europe, est Asia endst weth rishek thofk Englance, unglesk Zombo rishek. Sefk mel fink mahsa relnekia

My favourite short story is this: http://www.wattpad.com/1014508-random-and-awesome-short-stories-revenge-of-the You have to go into a drop down menu and then  click Revenge of the Calves This was written by a girl I will probably never know in any way shape or form but the story has a great moral.

     I am going to the moon soon.  The reason is that I stepped in dog poo.  Well not only that.  I am also being chased by goons.  It all started when I used my rook to kill the king of an opponent in a chess tournament.  The man I was opposing turned out to be the leader of a criminal corporation.  They cooperate well together.  Not blundering fools like in the movies.  The leader cries out "Gadzooks" as if only surprised by his sudden loss of the game.  Then men in the onlooking crowd yell "Moo" as if only differentiating from the social norm.  And then they are upon you.  Luckily I am smarter than that and suspected code when he first uttered the sound of consonant G.  Right then I had risen from the table and sprinted towards the auditorium doors.  Once out the front door I began crossing the wide lawn before me.  But on the way I stepped in dog poo, as mentioned earlier.  Now thoroughly ...

     Oprah hires tabloids to write about things all the time.  She does this to hide what she really does in her free time.  While she really does love to donate and attend charity events she has a much more important underground.      She appears to be a pack leader.  She must have that basketball court for someone's use.  Not to mention the enormous hedges around it.  As if she doesn't want anyone to see anything in that area.  Unless maybe she has an expensive futuristic jet under her basket ball court, like some high profile mutants I know....      Back on track.  With Oprah attending all kinds of charity events no one would suspect a double life.  Like Hannah Montana in her television show.  But done a lot better by professionals.  Oprah's pack is most likely very large and extended over various states and countries.  But most would live near or with her.  ...

 Oprah's Boyfriend Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman Graham, is positively wolfy.  He has that furry little mustache and something about him just screams canine.  His eyes tell a story of sorrow and persecution at the hands of werewolf hunters.  Stedman Graham, Werewolf Oprah can connect to the government through Stedman, with a friend named Chaka Fattah.  The democrat of Pennsylvania.  I have sent an email to Chaka Fattah, inquiring if he is a werewolf. Chaka Fattah, Pennsylvania Representative and possible werewolf.